HELLO THERE.

xilhn:

MY NAME IS LU HAN, AND YOU WILL LOVE ME. IT IS THE LAW.

LOOK AT MY FACE. IT IS PERFECT, NO? 

IF YOU TALK TO ME, I WILL BUY YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

I LOVE PEOPLE, BUT PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO LIKE ME MUCH.

I’M CUTE AND FUNNY AND WE’LL BECOME BEST FRIENDS REALLY FAST, BECAUSE I GET ALONG WITH EVERYBODY. EXCEPT FOR MEANIES THAT IGNORE ME. THANK YOU FOR /NOT/ IGNORING THIS POST.